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Oudere Stukjes

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    Lager pitje

    Komende tijd ben ik weer veel on the road. Ik zal proberen af en toe berichten te plaatsen. Het notitieblok reist in ieder geval mee. Ik wens mijn lezers vanaf deze plek alvast fijne dagen in december en een gezond…

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    Winter home dialogues (5)

    HE We can put three people on the couch SHE The couch is lower than a dinner chair. HE So? SHE You are embarrassed to serve your guests wine for less than fifteen euros a bottle, but you don’t mind…

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    Winter home dialogues (4)

    SHE You’re alive! HE It’s about as cold as it can get out there, but I have some very good news. SHE What? HE I bought something special for tonight. Something that’s gonna cure you of your depression. In case…

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    Winter home dialogues (3)

    SHE How many slices of bread do you want? HE How many are you having? SHE That shouldn’t matter. HE But it does. I don’t want to be a pig. SHE You’re not a pig. You couldn’t be one if…

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    Winter home dialogues (2)

    HE I’m considering buying mushrooms for tonight. Do you say “Yes, please” or “I really don’t care”? SHE Do I have any other options? HE Besides mushrooms? SHE No. Besides “Yes, please” and “I really don’t care”. HE You don’t…

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    Winter home dialogues (1)

    HE How is it out there? SHE Dark HE Dark? SHE Dark and cold. And wet of course. HE Anything else? SHE Did I mention it was cold? Freezing really. And it’s rather sad as well, if you have to…